Very recently, I took this particular test on the net that showed I'm 21% crazy. I do agree that probably it is a very conservative estimate of my self and have thus endeavoured to find 21 such situations / items that do definitely influence and shape my life for good or bad.
My list includes.....................
1. Going out without my handkerchief
2. Unpolished shoes
3. Banians that are not really safed
4. The times I carry an umbrella and it refuses to rain
5. It always rains if I wear a certain shirt
6. PROFUSE SWEATING
7. Doing things I don't like
8. My living space in disarray
9. Cleaning my father's room / bathroom
10. When my wife dumps her clothes anywhere and everywhere
11. Unable to locate important documents / telephone numbers
12. Unable to fix a simple gadget like the telephone
13. When internet bills are never within my budget
14. When banks charge irrationally and I put in innumerable reminders
15. PEOPLE WHO ARE DECEITFUL / PEOPLE WHO LIE
16. People who stand in very close proximity in public conveyances
17. People who occupy ladies seats / seats for senior citizens and the disabled in public
conveyances and feign ignorance
18. People who don't keep words / People who don't deliver
19. When forced to work under an incompetent superior
20. The nagging pain in my left leg
21. MY REPEATED FAILURES TO BREAK THE SHACKLES OF CHAIN-SMOKING
..............................and the craziest part of the story is that I'm such a person who sweats a lot, has been chain-smoking for the last 33 years and is forced to interact with people who are full of deceit and lie at almost every possible opportunity.
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